The Fabulous Life of Jobin Hume

Typical Friday night, Rachel getting a little action

Candie is the victim of an unfortunate red wine spill by the waitress. This is fundamentally funny, but not as funny as Rachel trying to fix it up with the worlds smallest tide pen. I also like it that she is copping a feel at the same time.

Milestones

Last week I took a friend of mine to get her first Botox.  This is a milestone for both of us.  Her because now that seal is broken and it leads to all other kinds of vanity you didn't know you had in you.

Me because it is one thing to buy a friend a pedicure or manicure for their birthday.  This is a whole other genre - some kind of switch has been flipped.

Also, I came to the realization that I get Botox 3-4 times per year, but only go to the dentist twice per year.  While I realize this is the correct schedule, it worries me nonetheless.

Play by play analysis

I am at my sisters bachelorette party. I am older than all these girls and more judgemental so I will be posting lots of snarky comments. Stay tuned

Off to their grand tour!

I got to see some friends off on a world tour.  OK, a European Tour but with a 7-year old and TWO 5-year olds, I bet it will seem like a world tour.  Follow the escapades of the Palmers in Norway Spain and Sweden (yes, in that order) at http://scandahovianvacation.typepad.com/

Because they are awesome friends, they are bringing a few things such as this bug zapper.  I can imagine asking someone to bring a sweater, or box of chocolates, but this is a BIG FAVOR!!  You will notice that it is bigger than 2 suitcases put together.

Here they are on the way!

Ninja with a flashlight

Safety officer Steve Palmer