The Fabulous Life of Jobin Hume

Is this even possible?

Watching Hillary Clinton on Meet the Press.  Is there any chance that "broken elbow" is code for face lift?  I am not even kdding.  She looks great, at a MINIMUM botox and fillers.  The difference between March and July is shocking.  I realize one is a close up and one isn't, but come on - decide for yourself:

March: 

July:

Attn: Candie and Marcy

I'm sorry. 

For many months in the spring you both reminded me regularly to watch "The Real Housewives of NYC" and I said I was going to, but that was a lie.  I left the whole season of episodes sitting on the TIVO ignored.  I didn't really care about these people.

For some reason I started watching this the other day and I CAN"T STAND IT IT IS SO AWESOME. Why-oh-Why didn't I listen to you earlier?  This is the best season EVER.  Just in the first 2.5 episodes:

• Kelly walking right by Ramona at the horse show

• Alex and Creepy Simon's interior designer barely tolerating them during the first meeting

• Alex and Creepy Simon's backyard blow up pool

• Ramona attacking Luanne re: boarding school

• Jill and Alex fighting on the phone with Bethanny as a greek chorus stirring the pot in the background

• Countess laughing at the teenager's etiquette question as she is promoting her book on etiquette

• Alex and Creepy Simon's Creepy Massage.  Seriously.  I am deaf and blind now.  Did I need a close up of his nipple?  No, I did not.

• Ramona: "I become a maven on any topic or subject I get involved in"

• The picture of Ramona in Cosmo from the 90s

• Countess grabbing the mic and telling everyone at the charity dinner to shut up and then talking through the speech anyway

• Nearly everything that comes out of Bethanny's mouth including, but not limited to:

  1. "Jill - you look like a fruit salad";
  2. "Jill is wearing $30K of jewelry at the beach"
  3. "Why do I have to pay for Countesses surfing lessons?"
  4. "Countess wore her best hag outfit to the tea party"
  5. "Being the authority on class is really holding yourself to a high standard.  That's a glass house waiting to shatter"

• Manic Ramona yelling about how "People who cheat think you cheat, people who lie, think you lie" while her head spun around on her neck

It pains me to have to go to bed and save the other episodes for later.  Again, I am sorry.