OK - I blogged recently about how I didn't understand the gap between my Saturn VUE and the Mercedes E350. I know this sounds stupid, but it is totally true. I just didn't understand how much I would love my new car.
There is one area where the Saturn is superior. In the VUE - when the "low fuel' light comes on, I still had about 3 days of driving left. Not so in the new ride.
My apologies to all those who I blocked in as I RAN OUT OF GAS in the Home Depot parking lot the other day.
I wish nothing but a season of flat tires and speeding tickets to the assholes who honked at me even though my hazard lights were on.
I wish a happy holiday to the nice men who finally pushed me out of the way.
And a special shout out to the nice tech from Mercedes who was dispatched to bring me some more gas. Trust me when I tell you this is the only time we shall be meeting as I am now filling it up whenever it dips below half a tank.
Additionally, those who had white cars and told me that they kept looking cleaner than black ones are BOLD FACED LIARS. It is a good thing I don't have to work anymore because it is a part time job to go to the car wash every three days.
Problems of the Upper Middle Class, I know.
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