Since I was posting restaurant reviews anway...

The Happy Gnome:

Decent patio, but cryptic menus and lazy waitresses bug me.  For example - what would you think this description includes?

Farmer Bob Tomato Tartar

basil, capers, olio verde, garlic Crostini (capitalization theirs)

When asking useless waitress for clarification, she informs me that it is one of her two favorite SALADS on the menu, she really likes the raw tomatoes - hence the "tartar".  What would you think this is?  In my mind it is some kind of sliced tomatoes with basil and dressing and perhaps a slice of toasted bread.

I can't believe I don't have a picture to show you how much it is BRUSCHETTA.  Seriously.  Toasted bread with chopped tomatoes and shredded cheese (not mentioned) on top.  

What is wrong with whoever wrote this description?  More importantly what is wrong with the waitress that she would describe this as a salad?

Perhaps this post is less lame if I had a picture.  Trust me, you would be irritated as well.

Conversely, I inhaled Terri's burger which she didn't love but I did, so you can give it a try for yourself.

PS - I don't need flash in a restaurant website.  Thanks.